Why I Hate Finland


The roads are too icy
The people are too plain
The clothes are too many
You must wear in the rain

unless of course it snows
and the cold goes up your nose
and you fall asleep at two
because the sun has bid adieu

yet when summer finally comes
you lose all sleep so dear
because it’s much too light at night
so you stay up to chase reindeer

which were wandering in your yard
with no respect for privacy
but you find venison too hard
and sauna sausage a little dicey

and in the middle of a line
for a bus that is way too quiet
for the homeland you finally pine
consequence of such a fattening diet


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